@wilw: I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
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@gobmentcheese: The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one.
@LisaACOTA: Dollar Tree clerk asked me to fill out a survey to maybe win a $500 gift card and I was like I don't need to own a whole dollar store thanks
@shaztaberry: I am going to the Antique Roadshow. Gonna slap my tampon on the table and ask them what period it's from.
@10InchesPlus: You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!