@wilw: I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
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@omerwahaj: Year 2142: Meat eaters have died out. Vegans survive. 2143: Everyone is dead b/c the vegans couldn't tell anyone else that they were vegan.
@TEAMP2007: Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer.
@ilovepie84: I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there.
@envydatropic: If you stand by and watch someone wreck their life, you're part of the problem And yet we all still go to weddings for the open bar