@Floatersfinest: I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'
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@iamspacegirl: [Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say
@Miz_Mental_Case: If by prepped for Irma you mean have I eaten all the ice cream before the power goes out then yes I'm totally prepped for Irma.
@just1fool: Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit.
@KentWGraham: Given the American diet, don’t you think we’d have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?