@Floatersfinest: I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'
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@jonnysun: MOM ITS NOT A DOLLHOUSE IM PRETENDING TO BE A GIANTE THATS TERRORIZING A FAMILY GOSH *waits for mom to leave* and im makig them have tea
@HonestToddler: They’re saying I put a stuffed animal in the toilet. Untrue. I sent it on a mission to retrieve my toy cars.
@TheCatWhisprer: If you thought you had a rough night, my toddler couldn't wear an oven mitt to bed.