@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.
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@KeetPotato: pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary
@Mr_Kapowski: *Boss approaches desk* "What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
@AngelaEhh: I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said 'do not eat'. That was close.