@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.
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@Marlebean: [dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?
@eddiesnextwife: My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe.
@NervousJr: There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man try to have a conversation with his hairdresser.
@IamEnidColeslaw: if we know your religion, stance on gun control & how many kids you have just by looking at your car, you have way too many bumper stickers