@Matt_The_1st: I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
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@eXentRic_: Holy Communion: PRIEST:"This is the body of Christ. Take it " ME:"Uum,can I instagram it first?" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*
@sageboggs: "You're getting an MFA in English? Wasn't your Bachelor's useless enough for you?" -second degree burn
@PlainTravis: Daenerys Targaryen is basically one of those people that thinks they're a parent because they have a dog.
@WilliamRodgers: 18 is TOO young to get married! You can't even buy booze at 18! If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?