@Matt_The_1st: I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
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@NolaChef504: "You take pills because you're crazy" "No MOM, I take pills because they make me tolerant of crazy people that don't take pills"
@donni: He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down
@rhysjamesy: Bae: come over Me: I can't, I'm hanging out with your parents. Bae: my parents aren't home. Me: I know. I just... You never listen Susan.
@ScottLinnen: Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness.