@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
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@Parentpains: I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count.
@theshantilly: Me: How awful do I look? Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on? Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.