@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
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@PaperWash: Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law.
@SweatyJester: If a picture says a thousand words, why do you need 22 hashtags on your Instagram photographs?
@KenJennings: Thanksgiving regret: no one at dinner wanted to talk about why the family members on TV's "Dinosaurs" were all different species of dinosaur
@captainkalvis: Him: how old are you? Me: *holding up fingers* this many Him: *frightened* t-twenty five?