@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
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@SwirlySkittles: Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles.
@NoTheOtherJohn: Me: *Rubbing Chin* Why am I always hungry 30 mins after I eat Chinese food? Chin: [pushing my hand away}I dunno man I just deliver the food.
@Thynebear: [getting car jacked] umm i know i'm supposed to resist and all but if we don't cooperate we're both gonna miss McDonalds breakfast so hop in
@DebHawk12: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.