@TheMichaelRock: I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.
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@schmuuur: I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how's your day going?
@PhuckinCody: *watches a show about global warming* Yeah whatever, doesn't affect me. *watches a show about bear attacks* Would I be able to take a bear?
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo.