@TheMichaelRock: I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.
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@BobScottCPA: But people, if you have a gift card that is all used up, do not drop it in a urinal please—it's a Big letdown to fish it out all for nothing
@Angrea: Someone just told me to "have a blessed day." What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them.
@writersdream: Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well look at you, living and shit.
@juliussharpe: Google Glass, for everyone who's ever thought, "I like that browser so much, I want it on MY FACE"