@brakco: I thought I just had a bad headache but according to WebMD I'm a conjoined twin slowly dying from jaundice.
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@timdonakowski: Naming my daughter "A Relationship" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her.
@Kendragarden: If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby
@Jenny4ashley: Sure, I'd take a bullet for you, but how does robbing an ammunition store prove my love?