@brakco: I thought I just had a bad headache but according to WebMD I'm a conjoined twin slowly dying from jaundice.
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@Ivsy01: Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?
@Marcmywords2: "You think I'm smart, right?" Not tonight baby, I'm too tired to fight. Annnd that's how the fight started.
@amazymay72x: You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill...
@RidiculousSheri: I'd like to say I have a yoga body, but it's really more of a Yoda body. Resist all the cheese, I can't.