@jazmasta: I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash.
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@erica_rosie: One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.
@Mikecanrant: Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests
@ScottLinnen: Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness.