@Donna_McCoy: I thought the brakes on my car were squealing but it was just a Mariah Carey song on the radio.
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@brynnester: Me, an Astronaut: *home from mission* Her: And so you're back Me: Do we have to do the Gloria Gaynor thing everytime? Her: From outer space
@MarfSalvador: doctor: any history of cataracts in the family? patient: yes, on my mother’s side doctor: interesting [takes notes] people normally get it in their eyes
@dafloydsta: GOOD COP: Tell us what you know BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT