@Donna_McCoy: I thought the brakes on my car were squealing but it was just a Mariah Carey song on the radio.
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@writerPT: We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing.
@barfolishus: My cat just meowed and it sounded like he said "ugh" and I've never agreed with him more
@illiter8too: Don't fight your demons: invite them in, nurture them, fuel their unholy power, get them to destroy your enemies, take them bowling.