@bambimygirl: I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.
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@iamspacegirl: friends who just got married: We were kind of hoping you'd stick to the registry. me *crestfallen*: you don't like the jukebox of screams?
@DaddyJew: Son: room's clean Me: u better not have thrown everything in ur closet S: I didnt M:*checks* nice, but wheres everything S: in ur closet
@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.