@WoodyLuvsCoffee: I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks.
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@david8hughes: You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing.
@AndyAsAdjective: "how'd your football team football today?" those footballers footballed quite well…really good footballin'
@JennyJohnsonHi5: No matter how adorable you think your young son is, it's best you not refer to him as a "lady killer", it might end up being true.