@fatherofcomedy: I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother.
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@jonnysun: hmmm public speakimg clases..? well do u hav private speakimg clases? bc i hav a secret *leans in close to u* I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WHISPER
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If you watch Beauty & the Beast backwards a grown man devolves into a monster then into a petulant little boy. It's basically Twitter.
@apok842: It was a sad day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely.
@GrowlyGrego: YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME, CAROL. *grabs face* *whispers* You're goddamn right I have a few minutes to hear about your new pedometer.