@fatherofcomedy: I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother.
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@13spencer: Relationship advice: Find someone who likes (or dislikes) the same amount of air-conditioning as you, and stick with them.
@joe_binkley: Me: How do Minions wear overalls? They don't even have shoulders Therapist: I meant is there anything else bothering you about your marriage
@GingerGander: A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers, on average, so don't smoke your vegetables...