@fatherofcomedy: I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother.
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@juliussharpe: If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
@SleazySli: What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures.
@Donnie_Fairburn: "Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)