@SSDated: I told a boy I loved him once. We were 6. He punched my arm & stole my cake. Life lesson. Never lose sight of what's important. #Cake.
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@ericonederful: I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together.
@mijamtweets: Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, "Like That '70s Show!" and I clarified, "More like Making a Murderer."
@michaelianblack: Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good.