@MeetYourDaddy: I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me.
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@actioncookbook: SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
@simoncholland: The best thing to do with Christmas lights that don't work is put them back in the attic so they can frustrate you again next year.