@MeetYourDaddy: I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me.
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@GavinProbably: I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out.
@heidi420x: "What'd you do today" "Went on a treasure hunt" "I hope you mean job hunt" "Treasure hunt" "You need to find a job" "Not if I find treasure"
@robdelaney: How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.