@KevinBuffalo: I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese's pieces
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@junejuly12: People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old
@bridger_w: Guy in the dressing room next to mine: "I don't want to get blood on these pants." I want to reply, "Then stay out of my way on the catwalk"