@donni: I told the 8 clowns in a tiny cop car to "clown arrest me! Take me to clown jail!" And they did. Bail has been set at 150 banana cream pies.
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@DranoRaul: People I live with are hiding my shit. The two most effective hiding places to date: 1) out in the open 2) where I last left it
@CelebrityChez: If it could be arranged, I would like to die by being waterboarded by a soft serve ice cream machine.
@ItsAndyRyan: Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrödinger: Nice, nice