@Firawesome: I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?
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@NoogsCorner: An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians.
@Naked_Superman: Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok…[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*