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@causticbob: I took a girl back to my flat.

"You haven't removed many bras have you?" she sighed.

"What gave it away?"

"The scissors, mainly."

I took a girl back to my flat.

“You haven’t removed many bras have you?” she sighed.

“What gave it away?”

“The scissors, mainly.”

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