@Rollinintheseat: I took a "Which Friends character are you?" quiz and I got The Central Perk couch.
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@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.
@iwearaonesie: i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast "they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"
@daniel_shaw: I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
@XplodingUnicorn: Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry.