@TheHyyyype: i took my metal detector to the beach and found a huge slayer concert
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@t0shiba: 90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom.
@HumanPog: If I'm ever dangling off a cliff and your hands are full of mikes hard lemonades you better give me one so i can be refreshed on my way down
@nd_L_: If only the person that named “walkie talkies” had been in charge of naming so many more household objects.