@malber: I totally baby-proofed my house, but one still got in.
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@claire_mudie: If by "flexible" you mean "can I get my foot behind my head?" then yes, I am. If you mean "can I get my foot back down?" then no, I am not.
@TheCatWhisprer: Reached the age where I have to do like 150 healthy things every day just so it doesn't hurt when I burp.
@TheDeadfishSays: "I don't want to make a spectacle..." Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job.
@Bob_Janke: Sorry baby I can't open the car door for you you have to jump through the window. There's a price to pay for being cool.