@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.
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@smithsara79: *4-yr old niece tells me about trip to Empire State Building Her: It's so tall, I almost touched the moon! Me: Oh you are so full of shit!
@LackOfShame: I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot.