@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@llvvzz: If your problem can be solved by: Naps Cake Drugs Alcohol or Murder Then you don't really have a problem.
@notfolu: I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people
@awescar: There is a trend of babies being named after characters in "Frozen". "That's Stupid" says a 24 year old named Ariel.
@better_off_dad: It took me 9 self inflicted ER visits, but that nurse finally realized it was love at first sight.