@sarcasticmommy4: I tried that whole "if you love something, set it free" thing but my kids are still here.
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@PyrBliss: I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
@Maui_Speaks: Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job.
@isabelzawtun: Archaeologist 1: she must have died suddenly, a mug of tea was still in her microwave Archaeologist 2: actually we carbon dated the tea and she died a week afterwards
@TylerComeOn: I parked in the "C" section of the parking lot. So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof.