@AshadAndrews: I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon.
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@theshamingofjay: Thanks for sending your Blackberry pin to my iPhone. When did you get electricity in your cave?
@dafloydsta: I'm commonly known to my friends as "that nutty guy" Haha, just kidding. Squirrels can't talk.
@daemonic3: ME: [sees old friend with new wife] Hey congrats on the wedding! Where did you marry? HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her?
@charliedelta7: I'm so hungry, I could eat this food without even instagraming it first. No, but seriously, I'm going to instagram it first. Don't be crazy