@AshadAndrews: I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon.
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@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.
@pixelatedboat: "Predators are essential for a healthy ecosystem," I explained as I released a bobcat into the airduct
@BostonFanJosh: Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at.