@sofarrsogud: Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'.

@215potter: My neighbor's facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning.

@Steelers1972: A spider just fell from the ceiling and landed right in front of me and now I have to explain why a woman was screaming in my cubicle.

@Metalligretch: I've discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.

@markydoodoo: The deep ocean is so mysterious. Sharks and octopuses could be down there having dance battles and we'd never know. We'd never know.