@Sickayduh: I tried to kill a spider by drowning it in douche and now it keeps picking fights with me on social media
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@RandomAntics: The best revenge is living well, so I really need to know what the second best revenge is.
@TheCatWhisprer: I'm wearing a push-up bra and can still only do 3 push-ups. Would not recommend.
@KristinHalbrook: Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses.
@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me.
@prontopup: "OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!" - Drivers, apparently.
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