@inigoomontoya: I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people
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@kchees: All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now.
@Marlebean: NO, I will not come get candy from your van, Im not craz.. Oh cookies? Hmm. Double stuff?! You don't say! The white one w/ no windows? Sure!
@novicefather: You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone.