@cray_at_home_ma: I tucked my kids in last night and said, "See you in the morning!" and then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise.
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@jenhasgreathair: Sometimes I worry that maybe I'll never have sex again then I look at OKCupid and kind of start to feel at peace with the idea.
@andizeisler: Guys, I came of age in the 1970s, when people picked up and murdered hitchhikers, so I didn't realize that murdering hitchhikers was wrong