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@WilliamRodgers: I turn 30 in like 4 and a half hours...

I always said I'd retire from comedy if I hadn't "made it" by 30.

...So I've got like 4 hours left

I turn 30 in like 4 and a half hours…

I always said I’d retire from comedy if I hadn’t “made it” by 30.

…So I’ve got like 4 hours left

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