@Rollinintheseat: I use a wheelchair. Whenever I'm at a job interview and they ask me what my greatest weakness is, I always want to say, "Stairs".
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@grimpossible: Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion.
@ArfMeasures: BULLY: lol as if you've got a date for prom ME: uh yes, actually, I have BULLY: Damn ME *confidently smooths down shirt* It's May 23rd. I'll be going alone