@take2skw: I use words like "acquiesce" and "ubiquitous" in daily conversation and then I throw in a "for reals yo" just to stay mysterious.
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@samdunsiger: Gurt: Hey guys, what should we call this new dairy snack? Keith: Yo Gurt, I have an idea. Gurt: Dude, you’re a genius.
@sofarrsogud: My favourite school memory? Once during sex ed the teacher said 'some of you won't ever need to know this' and everyone turned to look at me
@monicaheisey: my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog
@drinksmcgee: My boss wrote accidently wrote "Pantera" instead of "Panera" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch.