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@Black__Elvis: I used to struggle to keep food on the table until I Googled "how to get your pet turtle Charles to hold still because he's a table now."

I used to struggle to keep food on the table until I Googled “how to get your pet turtle Charles to hold still because he’s a table now.”

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