@Cain_Unable: I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat.
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@jlock17: If you're about to be attacked by a werewolf, loudly say "WHO'S GETTING A BATH? SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET A BATH!" and he'll run away and hide.
@SomthinBoutSara: Just came to the realization that my ten year high school reunion will be in 10 months. I have about nine days to get married and pregnant.
@iwearaonesie: Such bullshit that people stop saying "You ate it all! Good job!" once you reach a certain age