@Cain_Unable: I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat.
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@robfee: Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children
@AimeeHelene1: When I sit down and the toilet seat is warm, I like to imagine someone rubbed a freshly baked loaf of bread on it. Don't ruin this for me!