@just1fool: I used to want to live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid so I'd say I'm a success compared to that.
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@weinerdog4life: I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you.