@just1fool: I used to want to live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid so I'd say I'm a success compared to that.
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@djdarrellripley: Me: Let's go outside & make love in the rain. Her: What if there's lightning? Me: Then you get to be on top...
@bush_piglet: Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens.
@Michael1979: 5 ways I am superior to a horse: 1. Better at catching frisbees 2. I refuse to be told what to do by jockeys 3. If a horse is badly injured or gravely ill, I'd probably be faster than that horse 4. I own more swords than most horses 5. Unlike horses, I know how to use the ATM