@seamusmckracken: I walk around with mentos in my ears so everyone thinks I have an iphone 7.
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@numbertze: I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times
@SuperRandomish: "We're still looking for a side project" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses "We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"
@einsteinsexual: Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person.
@OutOfLeftField_: Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly.