@burntmybagel: I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions
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@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers
@asimplesean: Actually, until you cut into it it's chocolate *magma* cake. If you could just bring me a menu with the proper nomenclature that'd be great.
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs
@elenacresci: guy cheats on ex. Ex blocks on all platforms. Unblocks just to send GoT spoilers every week