@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
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@TheBoydP: When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about...
@sarousti: FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building