@Parentpains: I wanna be the reason you get out of bed in the morning, even if it is to make sure the door is locked.
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@ChipKellysBalls: To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find ...
@sarcasticmommy4: If you think you're having a bad morning, my son is crying because his sock doesn't feel right.
@Dirty_Naomi: Hubs: There's nothing on TV *winks* Me: Remember last time? *both look at 2yo* Hubs: There's over 900 channels, we'll find something