@electrolemon: i wanna see the masterchef jr deleted scenes that HAVE to exist of gordon ramsay calling a kid the c-word for trying to julienne a snickers
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@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.
@AngelaEhh: I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn't think.
@lawyerthoughts: Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots.
@Stabby_smurf: If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision.