@OctopusCaveman: I want a doctor and a lawyer to do commentary on Home Alone and discuss the severity of the injuries and the liability of the homeowners.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Why do bad things happen to good people? To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
@WheelTod: My grandma sailed on the Titanic. She keeps trying to tell me what it was like but I say "Shut it Nana, I haven't even seen the movie yet!"
@ericsshadow: My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer.
@Cataractsat41: Tim Burton is making a live-action version of “Dumbo.” Johnny Depp had to gain 2,000 pounds for his role.