@michaeljhudson: "I want a lady in a sheet and a creak in the bed" -haunted house designer
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@Home_Halfway: I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your "scary" battle at Normandy, grandpa.
@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.