@michaeljhudson: "I want a lady in a sheet and a creak in the bed" -haunted house designer
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@AudreyPorne: My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I've been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation.
@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
@TheAlexNevil: You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria’s!!
@PanicRestroom: It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs