@funnyoneliners: I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them.
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@thagr8short1: Why does my mustard bottle insist on peeing in my sandwich before dispensing my mustard?
@crushingbort: "daddy where do babies come from" "we just don't know, sweetie...*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* "...we just don't know"
@PhoenixRises69: Kate on Facebook can't believe the ordacity of some people. I can't believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can't spell.