@rage_chaos: I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.
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@FatherWithTwins: Stickiest things in the world: 3) Lollipops 2) Glue 1) Children's library books
@ceejoyner: Can't you just live in the moment, Phil? Every time we kill a bison or light a fire you have to draw it in a cave with your fancy stick.
@KevinFarzad: I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos.
@carlawh: When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background.