@d_haggar: I want this election to be over so badly you'd think it was a friend's play.
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@MelKassel: The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like "What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me"?
@td_ward: Absolutely stellar 'people in the papers pointing at the thing that's made them angry' today
@PimpleEye: It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober.
@crunchenhanced: I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.