@d_haggar: I want this election to be over so badly you'd think it was a friend's play.
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@ihuffpaint: what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun
@ruthakers: I hate when my kids say "But mom; it was an accident!" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you.
@karlainvt: Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
@rickygervais: The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case.