@WHEREISWALTJNR: I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*.
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@leahlovescheez: My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts.
@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore
@Sultani_Sails: Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun.