@WHEREISWALTJNR: I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*.
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@eliyudin: "As a side dish to your burrito would you like all the things that are inside the burrito, again?" - Mexican restaurants
@Sassafrantz: I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?
@bouncerface: Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco.