@WHEREISWALTJNR: I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*.
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@BillDixonish: Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone "what are you supposed to be?" without triggering an existential crisis.
@DaddyJew: Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend.
@SammySkinns: "So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?" That is definitely a reality show I would watch.