@Brianhopecomedy: I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up.
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@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
@MicheleAKALips: When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.
@addyosmani: Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers