@Caissie: I want to be rich enough to tell the Chipotle cashier, "Guacamole is NO OBJECT!"
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@murrman5: You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. "What's your point" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.
@EndhooS: "What's for dinner?" Updog & chips. "Does updog have gluten in it?" No..wait..you're supposed to say... "You know I can't have gluten Karen"
@bobvulfov: [standing at the hospital nursery window with other new parents] ME: this zoo is terrible