@Caissie: I want to be rich enough to tell the Chipotle cashier, "Guacamole is NO OBJECT!"
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@HavocMantis: The homework is due on Monday. "Can I get an extension?" The homework is due on Monday.png
@TOMayorFord: Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks forward and change smoke alarm batteries before going to bed tonight.
@CubanaMama82: I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.