@HammerFist3: I want to buy a Prius because I plan on driving off of a cliff & I don't want to make too big of an explosion & kill squirrels or turtles
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@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.
@SondraDeeMe: ME: I started being confused in school. THERAPIST: Sexual confusion is norm- ME: If America is the best country why do we use #2 pencils?