@matny: I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.
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@SinCityChiGirl: If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion
@jake_lach: When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished.
@just1fool: Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk.
@jakob_huber: A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: "Go swimming, the water's great! And there's no sharks! P.S. this wasn't written by a shark"