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@ozzyunc: "I want to get drunk in public."
"Me too but on pancake batter."
"If only there was a way to solve both problems."
-The Origin of Eggnog

“I want to get drunk in public.”
“Me too but on pancake batter.”
“If only there was a way to solve both problems.”
-The Origin of Eggnog

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