@JustinSayne722: I want to grow my own food but I can't seem to find any bacon seeds anywhere.
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@ibid78: Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder.
@_Tempo11: He said he wanted to "put more than just words in my mouth" and I was like "I hope you mean hamburgers."