@Mr_Kapowski: I want to know the backstory of when an eyelash turns evil and says "That's it. I'm done protecting the eye. I'm going in to destroy it now"
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@_Bad_Karma: HR says I'm no longer allowed to use Batman-style smoke bombs to sneak out of meetings because of some Health and Safety bullshit
@BuiltToTopple: You two, right there. You don't know it yet, but you'll be coming home with me. *points at hotel towels*
@MikeDrucker: Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy.